ThelmaLou comes out of the door. She is tall, and large...She could play linebacker for the Denver Broncos....Especially this year..... She is wearing denim. There are visible tattoos. I think that is a beer can in her hand... It is the size of an oil can. As she gets closer I see she has several teeth missing. Oh boy.... What have I done?
|One of the "cousins"|
Later that night ThelmaLou wants to spend some time just with me. She thanks me for coming to see her. She admits she had "plum forgot" about me, and she was glad I had looked her up. She then hits me up for money. I look like I am made of it. Can we run down to the Minit Mart and buy some lotto tickets? This is the big one and ThelmaLou knows she is going to win it. One of the hound dogs needs some surgery. Normally they don't do surgery on the dog and just put it down, but this one is special. I tell her I would be happy to share some money with her but I only have $100 with me. She tells me to never mind the trip to the Minit Mart, she just won the lottery. I tell her my flight was changed and I need to go.... now..... Oh boy, What have I done?
I return the rental car. I get on my plane. I think what on earth have I done? Why did I need to go digging where no one should dig? Dottie is in Heaven, laughing. Belly laughing. Grabbing her angel friends and slapping each other laughing... Tears running down her angel spirit laughing... Oh boy, what have I done?
I suppose I should be worried since ThelmaLou said she is coming to visit me..... But I am not... I gave her Hank's address in Wyoming...... Oh boy.....what have I done???